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Tim: musician, love my girlfriend, cats, french bulldogs and pizza.

w00tsit:

mater—tua:

keep-calm-get-skinny:

phorgotten420:

My ex boyfriend sent this to me with the caption “I like to take pictures with animals for attention” to mock me for taking pictures with my pet snakes? Yes, that is a dead fish dangling in front of his naked body.. Please tumblr, spread this like wildfire.

oMFG ONLY 5 NOTES LETS GO TUMBLR

… Is that a whole salmon holy shit—

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.